Monday, June 30, 2008

Simply the breast season of the year

Living in Vancouver is awesome. We have the most beautiful girls living in the city. Now we are reaching summer time and it is like a heaven for men because eye candies are everywhere.

While I am busy appreciating God's wonderful creation (women breast), it got me thinking why men loves boobies so much? What do boobies actually do for men? Why can't men stop staring at boobies? You know how hard for me not to check out my lady coworkers in summer time while cleavages can be seen everywhere in the office. I have to constantly remind myself to look at them in their eyes and not their boobs when I talk to them. Whenever I spot a nice cleavage in the office I have to make sure that my lady coworkers are not noticing what I am doing.

I guess that is why we have dress code in the office but no ladies is following. So if they are not following the dress code, is it okay for their male coworkers check them out openly? Can I complement their breast by saying HolyBreast you have there?

And I asked myself this - is it okay for my girlfriend to dress reveallingly in the office? Will I tolerate any men to eye my girl up and down?

Or all girls actually like to show their awesome cleavages? They actually like the attention from guys and make other girls jealous.

Those questions are deep, I need some time to think about it...... 

3 comments:

jayne said...

you know guys like breasts because no boy got enough breast milk when they were little, that's why.

Anonymous said...

bndthe most thought-provoking existential questions of all time in one post! you rock, Vince!

keep on writing man. hope HK kicks ass for ya. - Ezra

Anonymous said...

I don't EVER look at boobies. I look at the floor, because that's where I want the person's knees to be when I'm talking to them. :D

hope you're enjoying NON-ING work!!

ciao
Aaron M