And it gets me thinking.... why the fuck do I always have to line up? Why do people line up? Can I choose not to line up? Does lining up symbolize something? All this questions got me some insight to this society.
Lining up equals to first come first serve. That's a sign where equal opportunity occurs. Equal opportunity seems a way to go, so does lining up mean fair to everyone? Is lining up a correct way to distribute/receive resources? What if my situation is more desperate than yours? What if my need is much great than yours? Can I be put ahead of you? if so, who decides who should be first and next? Or lining up is just a general idea of a mean for people to provide/receive goods and services in a fair manner. Is there a better way to do this?
Can I skip the lining up process and get what I want? The answer is yes, and I can think of three situations where I can skip the line.
Option#1: Pay someone to line up for me - I can always find someone to provide the service with me paying the person a reasonable amount of money. As a matter of fact, I know some people in Hong Kong are actually involved in this "lining up for others" business professionally.
Option#2: Have the business valued me as VIP - If I am a loyal customer to a business, I'm sure the owner and servers will attend to my needs whenever I need their service without having me waiting.
Option#3: Bribe those fuckers - However, you need to find those fuckers first. Not many people will take bribe for letting you skipping the line nowadays, but a $100 note still looks very sexy to someone.
At the end of the day, I don't want to line up. I want to get what I want right away. Life is short, I need to find a way to at least cut the line short. But can I achieve it without violating my principle? Can I do it without going against my conscience? Man... Another tough question... man on a quest is here... ...

2 comments:
this mofo is back! dude, i have shown your postings to some of my friends and they think you're a genius man. (especially the boobies and shit on a plane postings).
i might publish you one day, with funny cartoons and shit.
Hey it's true man, $ or incentives do provoke preferential treatment. Hence, augment your status to a VIP by exchanging the sexy $100 to save you > $100 of time wasted waiting in line and being exposed to ppl who don't wear their swine flu masks.
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