Highlight of the day

You can hardly get on the subway in Hong Kong during the rush hour. Everyone pretty much has to squeeze in in the morning to get to work. I had a magical moment at a subway station a couple days ago and it went like this... ...

I was on a platform lining up and waiting for the subway to arrive. The train arrived and I couldn't get on 'cos the train was packed already. I saw a caucasian lady managed to get on and she was standing right at the door and that's when the magical moment began.

The beeping sound was on and the door started closing. Something was stuck between the doors and the doors couldn't close completely. Believe it or not, THAT SOMETHING WAS THE CAUCASIAN LADY'S ENORMOUS BREAST. The caucasian lady, was in her late 20's, skinny with a pair of F-cup boobs (like a double head lollipop). I was standing right in front of her and witnessed this unbelievably awkward moment. Of course it's painful to see those tits squeezed like they've never been squeezed before, and they were like turing into two gigantic eyes staring right at me. The doors opened again and those poor titties released. The commuters inside the train puzzled over the reason of the doors opened again, and I could tell that they got a bit annoyed. The lady, feeling embarrassed, then decided to turn around and let the ass facing me. She thought it would help since her boobs were not sticking out.

WRONG!!! This time it's her big round booty which stopped the doors from closing. I was like holyfuck... it will never happen to Chinese girls.

The door opened again, and the commuters inside still had no clue of what's going on. The lady felt embarrassed and had no place to hide. At the moment, I felt like I have to do something as a gentleman. So when the door closed again, I decided to step up and help this lady. I went up and smacked that ass so hard that the whole ass was wobbling. I "flattened" the protruding area of that big ass and the doors closed with no problem. All the people behind me applauded. I even saw that lady turned her head around with teary eyes, and looked at me and said Thank You. I'm still not sure if the people applauded to my kindness or they were just amazed by the body of the lady. At the end of the day, it just feels so great to help people, and be able to smack some ass.