Yao Ming

Me and my friends were in a restaurant watching the Olympics men basketball game a couple days ago. It was China vs. Germany. During half time, my friend brought up a question regarding the marital status of Yao Ming. We all agreed that he's single and some of us were wondering if he's got a girlfriend? Chinese or White? Is he sleeping with a lot of white chicks? How about Chinese ladies?

My friends kept on talking regarding to the topics and then I suddenly thought... hey they were not asking the real question. The real question should be "is there any Chinese lady able to sleep with Yao Ming?"

We all know that Yao Ming is like 8 feet tall with a foot and a half long penis. I highly doubt that there is one Chinese lady on this motherfucking planet earth able to ride this fucking monster Chinese cock. If Yao Ming is married to a Chinese lady, I'm pretty sure the Chinese lady will feel like she's giving birth to his penis every fucking night. You may even see her funeral on her wedding night. On the other hand, white ladies wouldn't have this kinda problem if you know what I mean. So Yao, do what you got to do, go find a big pussy.

But what if God plays a crude joke on him?  How about Yao Ming actually has a baby dick? What if he has a 4" dick on a 8 feet tall body? If that's the case, I wonder what he feels like going to shower room with all other players (you know what they say about black people) after each game. Player#1:"Where is your dick Yao?" Player#2:"Let me show you a real dick Yao!" Yao:"Oh...... um...... I'm taller than you...... ...... fucker!"

For me, I choose to believe Yao has a hugh dick. I believe that his dick alone can raise the bar of the-average-length-of-a-chinese-dick by an inch or so. I believe that Yao is my hero. He's Chinese's hero. Not that he's a NBA player, it's just he's got a monster dick.